For some strange reason, I had to post this. I’m unable to embed the video, or any of the Sesame Street videos for that matter from YouTube, but while watching this video on the Mystery Box, I couldn’t help but stare directly into Cookie Monster’s eyes for an extended period of time. I noticed his left eye has a lot of shaky bias compared to his right, and ended watching the entire segment, mesmerized by crazy eye.

“You know, life, life not all guessing games, Frog. Sometimes, we have to care about friends, especially friends who love cookies; friends who love cookies so much, they play silly guessing games, because maybe, maybe just maybe a frog -  a very handsome frog -  who has cookie, will give best best friend – who no can live without cookies – give that best friend a cookie; but if friendship means nothing…” – Cookie Monster

I can’t believe I transcribed that.